Monday 4 November 2013

Generation 1, Part 5


  Today in the Swick household is sunday, many things can happen; He could win the lottery, find a long lost twin, meet his true love or... who am I kidding? I think you've already guessed that none of this is going to happen, it's like saying he'll finally befriend his parents or get a promotion, it isn't going to happen!
Martin Swick has woken up fairly early today at the good old time of quarter past 12 and then spent an hour checking him self out and getting ready to look his best.
While he's got the free time he might as well trying to do new thing's like cooking, he's only ever cooked a few times before like with the burnt waffles and... we don't talk about it... 
 Martin has started to decorate and add a few more small touches around the place to make it look more homely and add more personality around the place.
 But even with the extra touches he still prefers eating in the bathroom sometimes, even if he isn't overly fond of toilets, he's just kinda gotten used to it. He also needed to use the bathroom soon.
 Even though he was sitting on the toilet he thought it was a good idea to first put his plate in the kitchen first as he couldn't go knowing he was in the same room as his dirty plate, but I think he left it a little too late.
 While bumping into the side he started to uncontrollably urinate, this had never happened before and it was so uncomfortable he noted he should probably get himself checked out.

 Large amounts of shouting and cursing took place as his nice front room was soaked in his own blue liquid.
 He was constantly peeing and drenching not only the carpet but also himself in the substance.
 Its kinda uncomfortable to watch...



 Finally, through several uncomfortable and horrible hours he made it to the bathroom, wasting the entire rest of the day. I hope nothing like that happens in a while.
 Even the toilet can't keep it in!
 Mopping took around half an hour overall across the entire house...
 And bathing took another hour. For Martin it was a day wasted but it's not like he was really going to do anything today.
 He might need to fix the hole between the door frame and the wall.
 and there ends another eventful day

 The next few days were very similar, but monday was rather eventful.
 He woke up rather early around half 6, which is a six hour improvement from yesterday.
 and then he left go to work as a background extra
 Martin lived on the far side of bridgeport and while it does make for a nice view of the city, the area and the commute to work was barely worth it. Around his home was foggy lakes and baron lands, which while they were sometimes nice, they were very isolated and far from the dreams of a sprawling city, he had seen all the wildlife he could have wanted back at Sunset Valley.
 He also had to skip from taxi to train back to taxi every morning, which wasn't cheap, especially for a money starved extra.
 but when he got into town he would always appreciate it. It helped that he saw very little of the city except for work 'cause when he did he always admired the big buildings and the bustling parks that sunset valley never gave him.
 The national autumn holiday, Spooky Day, was on the next thursday and Martin hadn't even prepared, the holiday was based around scaring children with pumpkin carvings and costumes. He knew his work outfit would obviously fit as a cheap costume but he still needed a pumpkin, luckily there was a pumpkin patch lying around in the park which was probably free.
 Martin noticed a man mourning for one of the graves outside the 'haunted house'. Martin wondered why as he knew the grave was fake as it was made of polystyrene and had the name 'Mr. Not Alive' written on it above some wiggly lines representing writing.
 On his way out of the park and into work he went to the man and made sure he knew it was fake, apparently his name was 'Rafael Striker' but Martin just called him Raf. He never got time to ask why he was crying over polystyrene because he was getting late for work.
 Since the trailer was released, the big talking point of the movie was on the 'Irvings', the small race of green humanoids was designed with cost in mind as the studio didn't have the big bucks it used to. The green things became an internet laughing stock for their cheap designs and plain absurdity, while this may be considered a bad thing it was actually good for the film as it gave it free publicity. It was also great for Martin as this was the reason for a small script change where the Irving's where a much bigger focus.
 This meant that as a small extra he was now in more scenes and got more attention. The director definately noticed his constant attention, loyalty and compliance and offered him a promotion. sadly, not higher up in his acting but as a best boy, serving the director and helping him with tasks. While it's not yet close to the glamorous acting career he has dreamed of, he does get a pay rise and a small boost into the world of acting which is a start.
 That night Martin got home with a new little something to keep him entertained that he got with his new raise.
 A small, retro television set. Sadly it didn't come with any cables so he has to read for enjoyment instead.
 Nothing interesting, but there was a funny picture of a cat in their for some reason.
 Finally he got ready for another night on bed, he's got work again tomorrow so he saw no reason to take the costume off (But he did take the hat off).

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